Me: I LOVE myself, to the point of giving myself roses.


Me: YELLOW PIGGIES!!!
Friend A: Oh yeah, that happens...


Friend M: Wait, but you're England already, so how does that work?!


Me: PHEW! I'M NOT MIKU ANYMORE!


Friend M: It's about Stalker Miku...


Me and Friend M: He's playing hopscotch. CATCH UP!!!!!

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Me: BOW TO ME EMOS


Friend G: She's just so tasty!


Friend G: And Friend L had a New Jersey accent from then on.


Friend M: Okay, so, (Friend L) is dating France and (Me) is blowing up planes, right?


Me: No, my teeth are okay, my gums are just burning with the fire of a thousand suns.


Friend G: (Speaking in French)
Friend M: DON'T BE FRANCE AGAIN!!

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Me: You just got owned by a depressed hedgehog! DEAL WITH IT!


Friend L: You can be France next time!


Friend M: (English accent) Look!! I found more profits~! (holds up chick stuffed animal)


Friend G: (English accent) PROFITS! GIVE ME THE PROFITS!

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Me: (Urgently making an X with my fingers during test)
Friend M: (Looking at me weirdly) Um, it's wrong!!
Me: (Later) The X meant "everything is fine, nothing is wrong".



Friend L: You are a DEMON FROM THE BOWELS OF THE UNDERWORLD.


Friend G: I'm tired of being France, I wanna be Shigure now.


Me: Alien, Alien, Alien. All you ever talk about is Alien. Don't you know anything else?
Friend M's little brother: What about Aliens?