Me: You just got owned by a depressed hedgehog! DEAL WITH IT!
Friend L: You can be France next time!
Friend M: (English accent) Look!! I found more profits~! (holds up chick stuffed animal)
Friend G: (English accent) PROFITS! GIVE ME THE PROFITS!
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Me: (Urgently making an X with my fingers during test)
Friend M: (Looking at me weirdly) Um, it's wrong!!
Me: (Later) The X meant "everything is fine, nothing is wrong".
Friend L: You are a DEMON FROM THE BOWELS OF THE UNDERWORLD.
Friend G: I'm tired of being France, I wanna be Shigure now.
Me: Alien, Alien, Alien. All you ever talk about is Alien. Don't you know anything else?
Friend M's little brother: What about Aliens?
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